Now who's here is a Game of Thrones, say aye! Who's here are angered and devastated when the little twat Olly took the final stab leaving Jon "Motherfucking" Snow (not his real nickname, his nickname would probably be Wildling-fucking) to drown on his pool of blood, I know I am, I mean this kid killed Ygritte who's like the first Suicide Girl ever and then he killed his master, Lord Commander Snow, what a twat, he is really a cock-choking twat. I'm rooting for Jon Snow because out of the Stark clan, the one that can avenge the death of Eddard, Catelyn, Robb and Talisa Stark like right now is Jon Snow but there is a different storyline on how people don't want Jon Snow to die, like ever, he just can't die, period because of one simple yet complicated theory, R+L=J.
For those of you who only watch the TV show and not the book (that includes me) might be befuddled with this algorithm but you don't need to buy the book to know what this haiku means, because I'll tell you here, right here, right now. So, when the first episode aired, Robert Baratheon is already the king and Jaime Lannister's already been dubbed 'The King Slayer' without any back story to compensate for the lapse time and Eddard was left to mourn the statue of his sister but before that, there was a coup, a revolution, a rebellion led by Robert Baratheon and Eddard Stark not because the King at that time, Aerys II Targaryen was pretty crazy threatening to burn all of the people (he did though) but because Rhaegar Targaryen, the first born son of King Aerys who was married to Elia Martell (Rhaegar, not Aerys), kidnapped and raped, Lyanna Stark, the sister of Eddard Stark and the betrothed wife-to-be of Robert Baratheon. Supposedly, Ned and Robert attacked the Tower of Joy where Rhaegar placed Lyanna as his prisoner only to find Lyanna dead covered in blood and goop but the odd part was when the coup is over and Robert was named King and married Cersei Lannister, Eddard returned to Winterfell with a bastard son called Jon.
First of all, Eddard Stark was one of the most honorable men ever so the thought of him 'shagging' with a bar wench clearly confused everyone, including Robert, his best friend and you might not notice this but re-watch the whole Season 1 and fixate your eyes on Ned's reaction when Jon asked about his mother and Robert discussing about Wylla, the bar wench, it wasn't guilt that silenced him but a sort of sad secret that he must keep and secondly, Rhaegar Targaryen wasn't a man that can be slapped with the name rapist on his forehead, according to Ser Barristan Selmy, Gods rest his soul, Rhaegar was a skilled warrior but above all else he was a beautiful singer and that he cared about the people, so questions can be made, why Eddard Stark cheated? What made Rhaegar Targaryen a rapist pig?
The R+L=J theory suggested that Rhaegar and Lyanna was in fact in love and that they ran away from Elia and Robert to start a new life, to start a new family, to have a son and that Lyanna died in the Tower of Joy not because Rhaegar killed her but she died giving birth to the perfect blend of Ice and Fire, Jon Snow and that she begged Eddard not to tell anyone about the identity of Jon because Robert would definitely kill him, so Jon Snow, the bastard son of Eddard Stark was born.
With this theory, Jon Snow can't be dead for the next season right? I've been told that even the book series were left with Jon Snow getting stabbed by the brotherhood so no one knows the fate of this kid and the only man who now knows the truth about Rhaegar and Lyanna is Howland Reed, the father of Jojen Reed. The Game of Thrones news are saying that Kit Harrington, the guy who's playing Jon Snow is spotted in Belfast, the place where they are shooting Season 6 hanging out with the cast member and that the wonderful Ian McShane was cast in a mysterious role which I am hoping that he is cast as Howland Reed to shed some light on the truth.
On a bigger note, if Jon Snow isn't dead yet, who resurrected him? Is he un-killable? Was it the lovely, sexy and MILF quality, Lady Melisandre who resurrected him with the power of the Fire or will Jon become a Warg and possessed his direwolf, Ghost or the menacing one, the Night's King came and claimed Jon Snow as one of his or its own.
Whatever the outcome, I am totally pumped up to see the last three seasons and I hope this theory is the right theory, I mean, c'mon, the book is A Song of Fire and Ice, so it has to be Jon Snow, the perfect blend and fire and ice or it might be the tale of Daenarys and Jon, probably?